Here’s what you need to know about Ardala:
Age – anywhere between 9 and 12.
Breed – who the heck knows. Something herdy – maybe corgi.
What’s your damage, Heather? – eh, mostly Spondylosis, with a side of an indeterminate spinal injury (disc? fce?) . Ardala has a mild grain allergy, an adorable overbite and a bionic knee that was installed about a year before her legs totally stopped working.
Who’s responsible? – her two servant monkeys, Red Monkey and Black Monkey. Their cognomens were chosen by hair color. While Red Monkey hasn’t had red hair since about three months after Ardala’s adoption, and Black Monkey is the same, they still go by their old names. Doing otherwise would likely confuse the dog.
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